Adult SmS 1

Last Wish of a Female Passenger 

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”

She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to makeme feel like a woman?”

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”

Sohar K dost Ny Under Aaker

Ghar ki Bell baji

BV ne Gown pehan kar jaa k darwaza khola to us k Shohar k dost ne andar aa k shohar ka pucha

BV boli:
Naha rahe hen

Dost:
Men 5000 tum ko Don ga tum apna Gown utaro.

Tungdast BV ne raqam le k Usko apna Badan dikha dia

Dost:
Sex kerne K 6000 or lelo

BV ne 6000 le k ye ijazat b dedi or wo kam kar k chala gaya

Shoher:
Kon tha?

BV:
Aapka dost jahangir tha

Shoher:
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.

.

Us Harami pe to mere 11000 rupay UDHAR hen us ne diye kya?

Kaan Per Kiss Nahi Ki kia ?

1 Aadmi 1 Ghar Me Ghussa Or 1 Larki or Larkay ko Baandha or Larki k kaan pr kiss ki Or Phr Bathroom Chala Gaya
.
Tu Larky ne Larki Se kaha k tum Esko Satisfy karo Werna Ye Humen Maar Dega Hosla Nhi Haarna
I Love U…
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Larki Boli:
Usny Mere kaan Pr Kiss Nhi ki hy
Balkay
Mujh se kaha k:
.
Me Pathan hon Or Mujhy Vaseline Chahiye Mene Usy Bata Dya k Bathroom me Rakhi hy Mri To Kher He Buss
Tum Hosla Nhi Haarna
I Love U 2..!

Child To Nokrani

Chota bacha nokrani se!
yeh tum pappa ka penis muh main lekar kya kar rahi the?

Nokrani:
Woh main..

Main..

main..

main na
Woh..

Tumhari Mamma k liye saaf kar rahi thee.!