Adult SmS

Kahany May Namak

1 dafa 3 kamchor beth k khana kha rahe the, khane me namak kam tha unhone kaha k jo pehle bole ga wo ja k namak le k aega. Sab wahin bethe rahe

3 din guzr gae koi na bola,na khana khaya. 1 din 3no behosh hogae. Logo ne samJa shayd wo mar gae hain. Unka janaza parhaya or dafan krne k liye qabrstan le gae. Jab pehle wale ko qabar me utarne lage to wo bol utha k “oye me zinda hon”

Baki 2no bole “Ja fir namak le k aa.

Gets the Teacher Wife


A guy phones up his teacher, but gets the teacher’s wife instead… ” speaking v.sadly she told.. He died last week”  The next day the man calls again and asks for the teacher. “I told you” the wife replies, “he actualy died last week.”


Fresh Employees


Quote of the millenium:- “Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones”. WILLIAM NARGIS More adult sms


Pathan Shop say Bahir


1 Pathan shop se bahir nikla to 1 kutta,
Kutti Enjoy ki koshish ker rahe the,
Lekin kutta Qad ka chota tha jis ki waja se
“Jagah” tak pohanch nahi raha tha
Pathan ne uski help ki or kutay ko kuti per pohchaya,
2sre din Pathan waha se guzra to kuta Pathan k piche Jane Laga.
Pathan Jahan Jae kuta uske piche piche Jae,
to Logon ne poocha ye apke piche kyun ghoom raha he to Pathan ne kaha mene iss k 7 bhalayi ki or ye kamina mujhe “Bharwa”samajh raha he.