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**~~Apna Time Zaya Maat Karo~~**

Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!

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**~~Winter Comes again n again~~**

Winter comes again n again, 

Summer comes again n again, 

But the person like you will not come again,

Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....

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**~~Ajeb Mizaj Rakhty ho~~**

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

Sawal krne Se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
.
Or Bashir khussry Se talukat Rakhte Ho!

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**~~Jab Hum Paida hovey~~**

Jub "HUM" paida huey to sheitan ne kaha:

Oh No
ik aur "ANGLE"

lakin jub "AAP" paida huey to sheitan Bola:


Acha sady nal "COMPETITION"

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**~~Bhoot ki Beti Apni Maa Se boli~~**

Bhoot Ki Beti Apni Maa Se Boli,
Maa Main Kitni Dravni Hun!

Maa Boli Beti Zaida Ghumand Acha Nhi

Abhi Tu Ne Msg Parhne Walay Ko Nahi Dekha... =P ;->

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**~~Kia tum ur sakte ho~~**

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?


Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?


Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata

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**~~Sms bi Bary Kamal ki chize hay~~**

Sms B Bade Kamal Ki Chiz H
20 Gadho Ko Sms Karo
10 Padte Hein
5 Ko Samjh Me Aata Hai
4 To Kanjus Hote Hein
1 Murga Kismat Se phnsta Hai 

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**~~Jes ka mobile hay usy wapis ker do~~**

Kbhi ksi ko tang kya nhi karte
Yun bar bar misscall kya nhi karte
Jis ka mobile hai usko wapis kro
Insani cheezon se BANDAR khela nahin karte...

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**~~Special Tea~~**

   ; ; ;        ; ; ;
c(".")  c(".")
   '""       '""

Specal TEA

1 ap k Liye

Or

Dosri

B

ap k Liye
Qk


Dono me makhi gir gai thi... ;-)

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**~~U R Brainless~~**

I Like Grapes
bcOz Its bOneless.
And I Like u
Bcuz,
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Feel bad?
Cum'On yar,
Its just A
.

.

Fact... ;-)

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**~~Bhejo MSG ager Dam hai~~**

Khafa Ho Hum Say Ya Koi Ghum Hai

Number Humara Kho Gaya Hai Ya Balance Kam Hai

Bhejo MSG Agar Dam Hai

Harpal Yaad Ker K Msg Kerney Waley kia Sirf Ak Hum Hai.

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**~~all Monkey can't read msgs but~~**

All flowerz don't represent Luv but..

Rose did it.

All birds can't speak but..

Parrot did it.

All monkeys can't read msgs but..

U did it. Welldone

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**~~Life is like a drama~~**

Life is like a drama:

If u r sad (TRAGEDY)
If u r afraid (SUSPENSE)
If u r angry (ACTION)
If u look in da mirror (COMEDY)

NOW U R SMILING THAT'S (HORROR)!

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**~~Sugar is sweet~~**

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty,
And so is your head.

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**~~1 Day i Went to Zoo~~**

1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
(>. .<)
  "v"
Mouse
  (@v@)
 (  "="   )
 Owl
o(o¿o)o
  (!)'(!)
Monkey
 (@¿@)
 "(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?